Introducing our hilarious and sarcastic dish towel, the perfect funny kitchen towel for those who appreciate drinking humor and adult-themed gifts. This versatile novelty accessory serves as an ideal housewarming gift, white elephant present, or quirky accent for your bar decor, combining functionality with irreverent humor to create a unique and entertaining addition to any home.
 
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡-𝐎𝐮𝐭-𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐲: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲
🔹️ Made from high-quality cotton or microfiber material for durability and absorbency
🔹️ Features a humorous, sarcastic quote about pretending to be sober in bold black text on a white background
🔹️ Versatile use as a functional kitchen item, bar decor, or conversation-starting party prop
🔹️ Ideal for various occasions: housewarming parties, white elephant exchanges, or as a unique hostess gift
🔹️ Adds a touch of adult humor and quirkiness to your kitchen or home bar area
🔹️ Printed with a high quality eco-friendly ink

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆
📏 Microfiber Waffle Weave Towel: 16” W X 28” H (unfolded) - 7” W x 14” H (folded)
*folded into 3 sections - image is centered when unfolded (reference picture)
📏 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel: 27” W X 27” (unfolded) - 7” W x 13.5” H (folded)
*folded into 4 sections - image offset unfolded (reference picture)
 
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